Family

I am growing a little weary of the religion and politics that are discussed at ou family gatherings. I have taken to screaming 'facist' every time politics come up (it works for Glen Beck) and 'papist' every time religion comes up. I don't really know if 'papist' really means a stoolie for the pope, but I think people called Kennedy that when he was running for president. I just scream it until the room goes quiet. Then I politely ask who would like some popcorn. Because everyone loves popcorn.