I want a new job...

Only because of the people I have to deal with do I dislike my job. it's a good job really and embalming hamsters for proper hamster burial is a great challenge. Especially getting the hair just right afterward. Cute little critters. Sooo delicious...mmmmmmm. Oh, now where was I? Oh yeah, my boss is a dickweed and my coworker is a mouth breather without any style sense. How can you not understand how to brush a hamster's hair. I mean really? It's not Dolly Parton, it's a hamster.