Katy Perry

I was recently trapped in a vehicle with a 9 year old singing Katy Perry songs. I think I now know where the concept of hell comes from. Things that get to me worse?
Those half SUV/half pickup truck things.
Star Wars references to parts 1-3.
People who can't park.
Cheap beer.
People who burp and don't excuse themselves.
Sculpy.
Instant coffee.
The word turbo on anything other than a car.
Ultimate fighting.
Elves.
Hand sanitizer.
Rochambeau-ing for anything.
The word 'Oregonian'.
Lists.
Done. I'm done now.

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