So I have been shopping for a new car. My conclusion is that everything I want in a car is not available. I searched for Subarus and Buicks, for Fords and Toyotas, for Hondas and Chevys. To no avail. Just when I thought all was lost, I was driving home from some random job today and I saw the perfect car. The perfect car. The. Perfect. Car.
I got home and searched the internet for the car I spotted. The only identifying mark I could see was a VTS on the back. It took several searches. I finally found it.
A Citroen Berlingo. Not available in the States. Only available as a disabled person vehicle. Made especially for wheelchair access. Seriously. Fuck.