Snow

I've taken some extreme measures to combat this reoccuring snow problem as of late. I have put a layer of heating coils made for under bathroom tiles across my whole yard and sidewalk. I have then covered it in a three inch layer of salt. To be extra sure I also pu a ring of space heaters around the perimeter. I then sank ten two foot diameter pipes into the mantle of the earth and got a couple heat pumps to pull the heat of the earth up to the surface. That, along with the tire fire with the magnesium shavings should keep the snow off.