Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Caution, drugs can kill you.

Watching drug commercials is almost intolerable. The number of drugs marketed on TV is amazing. Every time I watch TV I see a commercials for TNG, OPP, NFL, or whatever is the boner/sadness problem of the day.
The best part is the side effects. May cause ornery flatulence, prevailing westerlies, fundie copsquats, and cranial fingerfucks. Ask your doctor if scattered lactation, fiery colon, or kimchi squirreling occurs.
May cause semi permanent rigor mortis.

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