Being busy

Being busy really puts a damper on the old imagination. When I say old I mean all hundred and eight years of it. Sixty eight of those years I aquired by eating the brains of a recently retired university professor. Eating the brains of people gives you their power and knowledge. Everyone knows that right? So I have been busy with work and home repair stuff. Plus I'm trying to find some time to pub together decor for a hotel room at a convention. Doesn't sound like much, but I want it to be awesome! I'm thinking of building a steampunk zeplin to attach to the ceiling. One that actually shoots steam out to scald nerds. Maybe some nice lighting too. People seem to like light. Maybe a chair or two. People seem to like sitting. And a huge shot dispenser that fires alcohol into your yap using a nitrous oxide charge. Double fuckin' whammy! People seem to like a good buzz.