These colors don't run.

Red, white and blue. These colors don't run. Unless they are water colors. Then they will run. I once had a watercolor I made in art class and I got it wet before I put the fixative on it and the colors ran. And holy crap do you not want to get it on a white carpet! Those colors stain is What they do. Shit! Then, your mom is all like "What the he'll! Who got patriotism on my new white carpet?" and then you will be grounded for, like, two months. I mean, no Atari or Dukes Of Hazzard or Mork And Mindy (mmmmm...Pam Dauber.) or nothin! Fuck.